Welcome To My Little Corner Of The World
Hi, I'm Denise ~~ your friendly neighborhood distributor of delightful chaos, powered by a soft heart, sharp instincts, and a lifelong membership in the "I'm doing my best, please don't look at me" club. This is my personal pocket of reality, and I am entirely unapologetically me. C'mere. Don't worry, I only bite emotionally. I'm trying to figure out what flavor of adorable menace you are.
My Story, My Chaos, My Rules ~~ The Identity Check~In
Name? Denise Evadene ~ Chaos in a compact, portable form.
Birthplace? Santa Paula, California ~ The prequel nobody asked for, yet here we are.
Current Location? Townsend, Montana ~ Where the sky is enormous, the shopping is nonexistent, and the stars are showing off again.
Eye Color? Blue ~ The kind that sees more than they admit.
Hair Color? Brown ~ With natural highlights called "life happened."
Height? ~ 5' 2", compact, efficient, and capable of surprising people.
Right or left~handed? Right~handedBut ambidextrous enough to keep things interesting.
Heritage? Scottish/Irish ~ The ancestors stay loud and dramatic.
What shoes did you wear today? Tangy Chews ~ I'm not sure how we got here,
but I'm committed now.
What is your weakness? Chocolate ~ And also chocolate.
What is the perfect pizza? Thin crust, obscene amounts of pepperoni
A family ritual disguised as dinner.
What is your goal for this year? Sanity ~ But let's not kid ourselves, I'm cultivating premium chaos with sparkle accents.
What is your most overused phrase? "You know what I'm sayin'?" It's my brain's loading screen.
What are your first thoughts waking up? "Why is consciousness happening to me again."
What is your best physical feature? Eyes ~ The windows to the chaos.
What is your bedtime? Somewhere between "I should be asleep" and "oh look, it's morning again."
What is your most missed memory? I have no idea.
My brain said "nope" and walked off.
Which do you prefer Pepsi or Coke: Coke ~ Loyalty matters.
Which do you like better, McDonald's or Burger King? McDonald's ~ Because those fries are basically communion wafers and the Filet-O-Fish is my emotional support sandwich.
Which do you like better single or group dates? EitherAs long as the snacks are good,
I can tolerate almost anything, including people.
Which do you prefer Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? Absolutely notI don't do the tea thing. I just stay hydrated out of spite.
Which one, Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate ~ Obviously. It's my kryptonite and my coping mechanism.See weakness above.
Which do you prefer, Cappuccino or Coffee? Ick ~ Absolutely not. My taste buds have standards.
Do you smoke? Disgusting ~ I'd rather lick a cactus.
Do you Swear? Um ~ sometimes. (Shhh, my mom still thinks I'm polite.)
Do you Sing: Of course. Horribly. Loudly. With confidence I did not earn.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes ~ Otherwise you're stinky, and that's a crime.
Have you ever been in Love? Yes ~ Against all odds, it worked out.
Do you want to go to college? No ~ I'm at the age where I'd show up, take one look around and go home.
Do you want to get married? I think I am married,
but let me check the house for a Timm before I commit to that answer.
Do you believe in yourself? Yes. If I don't believe in me, who's gonna give me my gold star stickers?
Do you get motion sickness? Oh yeah. Mountain drives are basically my personal "nope, we're done here" button.
Do you think you are attractive? Not particularly, but I try not to scare small children.
Are you a health freak? Used to be. Now I'm just "aware."
Do you like Thunderstorms? Take 'em or leave 'em. They are dramatic, but so am I, so it evens out.
Do you play an Instrument? Play? Define "play". If you mean "create music", probably not. If you mean 'vibe loudly,"absolutely".
In the past month have you drank alcohol? Oh yeah. I had a
Bloody Mary and my carbidopa-levodopa just sighed like it's used to my nonsense.
In the past month have you smoked? Eeeww, I'm chaotic, not self-destructive.
In the past month have you been on drugs? Nopers. I'm wild enough without chemikcal assistance.
In the past month have you gone to a mall?
I live in Montana. There is no mall.
You know you are from Montana when your entire wardrobe comes from Costco.
Costco is my catwalk, Montana is my feral fashion empire,
and my signature look is "I bought it next to the rotisserie chickens."
In the past month have you eaten Sushi? Sushi? Babe, I live in Sushi? Babe, I live in Montana. If the fish isn't fried, baptized in tarter sauce, and judged by three cowboys, I'm not eating it./b>
In the past month have you been on stage? No. If I’m on a stage, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
In the past month have you been dumped? LOL, Timm dump me? Sweet. I’m the “free trial” that never ended and now he’s locked in for life.
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping?Absolutely not. I’m keeping my clothes on so the neighbors don’t have to explain to a therapist why they suddenly developed a mystery twitch.
In the past month have you stolen anything? Seriously? No. What would I steal? A cow? A fence post? A tumbleweed with commitment issues?
Ever been drunk? Oh, you don't know the half if it. I'm not just trouble — I'm the entire trilogy.
One lemon drop and I'm cute.
Two lemon drops and I'm funny.
Three lemon drops and I'm the reason someone;s saying "Who let her have another one".
Ever been called a tease? What's a tease? I'm over here minding my own business.
Ever been Beaten up? Me? Who on earth would ever want to beat me up? I’m basically a limited‑edition collectible — you don’t damage the merch./b>
Have you every Shoplifted: Nope. I know my strengths — and stealth is not one of them. I’d trip, drop the merch, and apologize to everyone.nope
How do you want to die? In my sleep — peacefully, wrapped in blankets, after living a long life of causing mild chaos, drinking lemon drops, and confusing everyone with my personality.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up? Me — but with better hair, fewer dumb people in my way, and a snack drawer that never runs out. Basically Denise 2.0: same attitude, upgraded features, still no patience for nonsense.
What country would you most like to visit? What country would you most like to visit? Scotland and Ireland — the motherlands of my soul, my ancestors, and at least half my personality disorders.
What is your best clothing style?I live in jeans, but I also love dressing up like I’m attending a gala no one invited me to.
Number of drugs I have taken? Zero. I’m already weird enough without chemical assistance.
Number of CDs I own? All my music is on my pc, but i think there are about 3,000 songs on there.
Number of Piercings? used to be 9 think I am down to 4
Number of Tattoos?7
Number of things in my Ppast I regret? Number of things in my past I regret? Wouldn’t change a thing. If I did, I might not end up as this exact brand of adorable chaos.
More On Me...
I am perfectly flawed, strangely familiar, gently savage, exceptionally normal, liberally selfish,clearly confuzzled,imprudently modest, elegantly wasted, helplessly protective, oddly even, profanely blessed, youthfully mature, safely insecure, calmly anxious,intimately exposed, unselfishly possessive, stupidly clever, dangerously harmless, differently similar, irrationally sane..but invariably always me.
I am a through and through Pisces.
I am an IT Consultant for a software company.
I am married to a wonderful man named Timm.
I have a 41 year old son named Todd.
I have a 32 year old daughter named Hannah.
We are definitely animal lovers. Our Aminals
I love Winnie The Pooh, but Tigger is my favorite.
I love music. Music is a very big part of my life. Iw ould much rather have music playing then to have the t.v. on.
I've spent a lot of time studying Celtic Mythology. In fact you will find references to Celtic Mythology throughout these pages.
Favorite Sayings
You can be first after me.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
What were you thinking?
Come here red headed step child ~ My Golden Retriever
uuuhhh Hellllllo?
Whatever
Oh bad hop!
How sad.
The Pisces Twenty Questions Special People In My Life Our Aminals
Quinnie Quinnie Gumdrop Barclay
